supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo)

scotsmcall:

i am sorry but why are viners famous

if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong

Revenge Gerard with the Hesitant Alien

(Source: k0bra-kid)

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

Nothing lasts,” she says, and there’s a little crack in her voice. “You think it’s going to. You think, ‘Here’s something I can hold on to,’ but it always slips away.
- The Spectacular Now (Tim Tharp)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)